ASSOCIATES (vol. 4, no. 2, November 1997) - associates.ucr.edu
*LIBRARY LIFE: A COLUMN OF ECLECTIC RANTINGS* by Katie Buller Warning: this column is not for the squeamish and I am serious. First, the fluffy stuff: Wisconsin has a reputation for being a boring flat state with a lot of blond chubby people running around yelling "Packers! Packers! WOOO! Packers!". The menu here is assumed to consist of bratwurst, cheese and beer and we are the biggest dupes in the world when it comes to trusting those evil city slickers. Well I am here to dispel that myth. First of all, Wisconsin is not flat. Just because every major road that approaches from the south enters in a region with terrain comparable to your mom's old dinette set does not mean it continues that way. We have some nice lovely bluffs in the southwestern part of the state continuing up along the Mississippi River. The rest of the state alternates between beautiful rolling Grant Wood-type hills and...um...well...your mom's dinette set again comes to mind. But it's peaceful, serene and quite pretty. Okay, now we've taken care of that. Blond chubby people--yes, there are quite a few. Maybe it comes from that large contingent of German, Polish and Norwegian folks who settled here a century or so ago. But there are lots of OTHER chubby people too--African-American, Native American, Asian-American, Hispanic and all shades/hyphens in between. There are also lots of skinny people and lots of people who aren't either chubby or skinny. In fact, there are just plain lots of different kinds of people, pretty much like anywhere else. Also there is a state law--we must all wear foam rubber cheesehead hats to church on Sunday, especially when your "church" is Lambeau Field in Green Bay. Packers!! WOOO, Packers!! Well, now that's done and never believe everything you read. The menu here is not just bratwurst, cheese, beer and Packers. It's bratwurst, cheese, beer, potato salad, lefse, lutefisk, Swedish meatballs, frybread and those little Oscar Mayer cocktail weenies. And beer. And Packers. Packers WOOO! Packers! We are not dupes. We are lawyers. Well, a lot of us are lawyers, anyway and what better way to occupy our time than to sue evil city slickers over ticket sales? The rest of us are happy little Packer fans who hang out in bars and drink beer, eat bratwurst and cheese and yell "Packers!! Wooo Packers!!" But none of those things I've outlined is what this column is all about. The brightly inane image of Wisconsin is just the face shown to the outside world. Wisconsin has a seamy dark underbelly made of nightmares. This column is about the Wisconsin of murders, headlines, sordid magazines and frightened children. This column is about...Ed Gein. So, what is Ed Gein doing in a column called "Library Life"? What does Eddie have to do with libraries? Who is Ed Gein anyway? Well to start with, let's enlighten you a little bit about Eddie. In the 1950s, Ed was a middle-aged man who lived on a remote central Wisconsin farm with his mother and brother. His mother was a domineering woman who warned Ed about how evil women were, so naturally Ed thought his mother was a saint. His brother didn't agree and mysteriously died while he and Ed were fighting a fire together on the farm. Ed said he didn't do it, but it was no secret that he was shocked about his brother's attitude and welcomed being left to care for his aging mother alone on the farm. When his mother died, Ed was devastated. He let the farm go to waste, living on government farm subsidies and hanging out in the nearest town, Plainfield, sometimes taking babysitting jobs. Everyone liked Ed but thought he was just a little strange. Local teenagers visited Ed out at his farm and later told friends about the strange "shrunken" heads that were hanging from the doors in the old farmhouse. Ed told them that he had sent for them from a "South Seas company". But Ed was not quite all there. To put it delicately, Ed was spending his evening hours harvesting graveyards for fresh bodies, especially graves of older women. He also murdered at least two women over time. Ed was eventually caught after his last murder and was committed to a hospital for the criminally insane to live out his days as a meek mild-mannered little old man who seemed harmless. Right. Now, most of what he did with these bodies I'll leave you to imagine but it's not hard if you've seen the movie "Silence of the Lambs". To put it bluntly, the "shrunken" heads had been masks made of human faces. Yes, Ed was the partial inspiration for "Silence of the Lambs", only Ed was worse...much worse. Have you seen Tobe Hooper's "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"? Tobe spent childhood summers in Wisconsin. "Psycho"? Yep, it's Ed and what's left of his mom you see there, transplanted from the farm to the Bates Motel. "Nightmare on Elm Street"? Fred is Ed, especially when parents began admonishing children with the phrase "Eddie Gein will get you if you don't behave". Ditto with "Friday the 13th" films and the dozens of other slasher flicks. In fact, Ed has given Wisconsin one of it's only true film icons and is known among enthusiasts as the "Grandfather of Gore". Now this is where libraries come in. Yes..libraries come in SOMEWHERE. After seeing "Silence of the Lambs" for the umpteenth time, I decided to delve back into those childhood horrors and shed some light on them, ostensibly to save me from Eddie nightmares coming back. Anyway, I walked the full 100 feet over to the State Historical Society Library and sure enough, there were a few shelvesful of Eddie books. I grabbed two of the most likely, checked them out and trudged back over to my own workplace to plunk them down on my desk. One of them fell open to a police photo of an eviscerated body. Horrified, I slammed the book shut. I have not opened that book again. I opened the other book which had lots of pictures but that photo did not appear. Relieved, I sat down and read the second one which is where I got most of the information above. Learning more about Ed has seemed to blunt a little of the horror of those memories--he was just a sad demented man who no one ever really loved. Would I want Ed for a neighbor? NOT ON YOUR LIFE! But understanding a bit more about who Ed was and what made him so different have put a new spin on those old memories, making them seem more distant and fictitious, though I know that is not the case. This is so especially in Plainfield, where even today one cannot even broach the subject of Ed Gein. Relatives and friends of his victims still live in the area today and the memory is painful at best, but the bogeyman of my childhood is not dancing in my nightmares anymore. However, in recent years we have had a new bogeyman in the case of Jeffrey Dahmer. Will he be the stuff of slasher movies and children's nightmares for years to come? His death in prison underscored the way he lived, but even now I cannot pass by the prison that contained him, only 10 miles from my mother's home, without recalling his misdeeds. It makes me wonder--if Eddie formed such a dark part of my childhood, what are the nightmares of today's young people like? Watch for them soon at your local movie theater. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- BIBLIOGRAPHY: Gollmar, Robert H., 1903- . _Edward Gein, America's most bizarre murderer_ C. Hallberg, Delavan, WI. 1981. (This one has the nasty photo. Mr. Gollmar was the judge in this case.) Schechter, Harold. _Deviant : the shocking true story of the original "psycho"_ Pocket Books, New York, NY. 1989.